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You Know You Are a Republican When . . .

February 26, 2008 |

Posted by michaelp · Filed Under Top Ten, Funny, Politics 

  1. Your car is bigger than your house.
  2. You did not see the movie about gay cowboys.
  3. You think they should nuke Pakistan and Afghanistan because you always get them mixed up.
  4. Your hobbies include polluting the environment, hunting endangered species, disenfranchising voters, and oppressing poor people.
  5. You’re sure Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist.
  6. After someone suposedly flushed a Koran at Guantanamo Bay, you’re looking for a Gitmo toilet because your toilet can’t compete.

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Comments

2 Comments so far

  1. Fred on February 29, 2008 11:43 am

    Dang! And here I thought I was a Republican! Now I’ll just have to wander about the political landscape without a home.

  2. Erika Saunders on November 12, 2008 8:45 pm

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