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Why pre-trib, dispensational, premillennialists are cooler than the rest
November 10, 2007 |
Posted by michaelp · Filed Under Dispensationalism/Covenant, Funny
If you can’t make fun of yourself, what good are you worth?
Why Premillennialist, Pretribulationist, Revivalist, Independent Baptists are way cooler than…the rest of you:
10) nifty charts
9) how long can *you* keep up “Have Thine Own Way, Lord”?
our pastors wore retro before retro was cool, and now that it’s cool they’re still not cool, which makes us *way* less worldly than you compromisers.
7) revival preachers: more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
6) we shred our rock tapes when we get “convicted” as teens, then grow up and buy the CDs, which helps the economy.
5) Arminius in the pulpit, Calvin in the classroom–it’s like beer with Coke, if we drank beer, which we don’t.
4) Jesus would have *loved* Welch’s if He’d ever tasted it.
3) the King James Version was good enough for John the Baptist–who needs the ESV?
2) we know “as the deer panteth for the waters, so my soul longeth after Thee” can’t be followed with “You alone are my heart’s desire”; it should be “Thou alone art my heart’s desire,” but if you do that–why not just sing a hymn?
1) click here to see #1.
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Oh man…the “10 Reasons I’m a Calvinist” and this list crack me up. Thanks for the laughs on this gloomy, rainy, and oil-slicked night in the Bay Area.